The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0263 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0263AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.62
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0326 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0326AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.26
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0631 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0631AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0987 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0987AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1041 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1041AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1336 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1336NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.42
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1378 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1378NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.72
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1534 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1534NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1602 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1602NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1755 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1755NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1938 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1938NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.34
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2069 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2069NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2373 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on butter
#2373TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2437 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2437TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.26
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2498 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2498TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2505 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2505TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.44
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2701 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2701TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.63
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2862 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2862TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2915 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2915TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.82
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2936 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2936TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.48
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.