The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0047 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0047AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.68
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0129 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0129AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0282 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0282AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0349 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0349AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0374 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0374AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0463 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0463AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0862 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0862AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0992 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0992AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1015 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1015AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.51
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1141 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on royal
#1141NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1209 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on royal
#1209NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.72
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1567 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1567NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.9
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1838 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1838NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.04
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1853 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1853NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1878 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1878NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.33
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1911 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1911NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2034 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2034NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.17
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2309 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2309TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.34
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2333 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2333TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.5
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2567 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2567TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.5
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2578 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2578TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.38
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2745 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2745TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.47
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2746 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2746TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2809 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2809TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3013 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3013TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.8
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3095 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3095TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.95
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3153 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#3153TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3277 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#3277TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.43
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.