The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0047 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#0047AAPL

#0104AAPL

#0264AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0308 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#0308AAPL

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Rarity57.23

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0321 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky

#0321AAPL

#0374AAPL

#0441AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0650 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#0650AAPL

#0827AAPL

#0832AAPL

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #0842 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint

#0842AAPL

#0852AAPL

#0862AAPL

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0957 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt

#0957AAPL

#1015AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1150 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint

#1150NVDA

#1244NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1273 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt

#1273NVDA

#1307NVDA

#1533NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1628 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#1628NVDA

INTERN

Rarity49.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1792 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#1792NVDA

#1875NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1915 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#1915NVDA

#2004NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2065 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal

#2065NVDA

INTERN

Rarity63.23

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #2282 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt

#2282TSLA

#2360TSLA

#2375TSLA

#2387TSLA

#2438TSLA

#2595TSLA

#2746TSLA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2775 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#2775TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2842 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2842TSLA

INTERN

Rarity39.44

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3121 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#3121TSLA

#3217TSLA

#3317TSLA

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 38 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.