The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0008 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0008AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.82
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0099 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0099AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0238 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0238AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.96
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0252 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0252AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.84
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0349 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0349AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0404 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0404AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0492 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0492AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.59
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0560 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0560AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.18
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0668 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0668AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.55
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0684 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0684AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0935 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0935AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.47
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0981 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0981AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1043AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1079 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1079AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1323 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1323NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1372 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#1372NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.26
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1429 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1429NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1460 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1460NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.17
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1586 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1586NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1612 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1612NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1634 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1634NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1838 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1838NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.04
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1853 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1853NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1878 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1878NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.33
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2066 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2066NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.34
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2072 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2072NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2333 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2333TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.5
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2377 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2377TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.5
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2465 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2465TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.1
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2558 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2558TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2578 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2578TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.38
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2735 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2735TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.7
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2744 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2744TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.42
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2768 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2768TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.95
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2884 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2884TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2930 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2930TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2953 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2953TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.6
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3095 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3095TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.95
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3247 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3247TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.52
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3277 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#3277TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.43
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 40 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.