The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1141 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on royal
#1141NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1150 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1150NVDA
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Rarity46.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1198 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on charcoal
#1198NVDA
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Rarity51.86
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1209 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on royal
#1209NVDA
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Rarity52.72
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1244 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1244NVDA
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Rarity48.82
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1253 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1253NVDA
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Rarity58.14
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1264 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1264NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.94
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1273 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1273NVDA
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Rarity57.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1307 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1307NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1323 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1323NVDA
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Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1344 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1344NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.66
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1360 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, on plasma violet
#1360NVDA
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Rarity56.1
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1372 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#1372NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.26
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1384 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1384NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.98
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1420 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1420NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.98
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1421 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1421NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1429 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1429NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1443 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1443NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1455 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1455NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.41
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1460 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1460NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.17
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1491 — a cream cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1491NVDA
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Rarity61.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1533 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1533NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1567 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1567NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.9
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1585 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1585NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.9
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1586 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1586NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1612 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1612NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1628 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1628NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.86
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1634 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1634NVDA
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Rarity63.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1683 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1683NVDA
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Rarity50.28
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1725 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1725NVDA
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Rarity44.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1792 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1792NVDA
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Rarity60.26
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1836 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1836NVDA
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Rarity53.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1838 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1838NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.04
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1853 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1853NVDA
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Rarity49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1868 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1868NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.39
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1875 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1875NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1878 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1878NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.33
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1911 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1911NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1915 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1915NVDA
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Rarity50.29
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1924 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1924NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1939 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1939NVDA
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Rarity60.66
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1983 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1983NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2004 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2004NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2034 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2034NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.17
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2065 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2065NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.23
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2066 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2066NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.34
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2072 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2072NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2080 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2080NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.93
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2132 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2132NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.07
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2135 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2135NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.04
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2150 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2150NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 51 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.