The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0104 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0104AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0143 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0143AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0218 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0218AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.44
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0292 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0292AAPL
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Rarity52.71
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0311 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0311AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0605 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0605AAPL
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Rarity40.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0641 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0641AAPL
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Rarity43.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0701 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0701AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0817 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0817AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0842 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0842AAPL
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Rarity46.31
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0904 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0904AAPL
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Rarity48.18
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0924 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0924AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1101 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1101AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.22
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1150 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1150NVDA
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Rarity46.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1197 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1197NVDA
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Rarity48.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1265 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1265NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1273 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1273NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1628 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1628NVDA
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Rarity49.86
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1756 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1756NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.1
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1866 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1866NVDA
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Rarity47.89
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1915 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1915NVDA
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Rarity50.29
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1960 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1960NVDA
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Rarity41.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1966 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1966NVDA
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Rarity40.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2004 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2004NVDA
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Rarity46.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2059 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2059NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2204 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2204NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2270 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2270TSLA
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Rarity36.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2287 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2287TSLA
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Rarity41.29
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2356 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2356TSLA
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Rarity52.78
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2375 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2375TSLA
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Rarity43.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2387 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2387TSLA
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Rarity50.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2424 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2424TSLA
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Rarity38.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2438 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2438TSLA
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Rarity43.61
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2496 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2496TSLA
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Rarity44.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2775 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2775TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2789 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2789TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2826 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2826TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.14
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2830 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2830TSLA
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Rarity49.75
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2842 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2842TSLA
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Rarity39.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2883 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2883TSLA
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Rarity43.15
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2916 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2916TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2938 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2938TSLA
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Rarity45.91
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2983 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2983TSLA
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Rarity48.32
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3015 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3015TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.81
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3016 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3016TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3161 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3161TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.43
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3192 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3192TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 47 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.