The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1113 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink
#1113NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.17
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1116 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1116NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.05
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1140 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1140NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.61
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1141 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on royal
#1141NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1156 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1156NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.45
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1209 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on royal
#1209NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.72
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1261 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1261NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.6
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1289 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1289NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1328 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1328NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1336 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1336NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.42
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1378 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1378NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.72
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1391 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#1391NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.38
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1487 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1487NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1494 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1494NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1528 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1528NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.55
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1534 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1534NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1536 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1536NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.49
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1567 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1567NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.9
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1602 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1602NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1651 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1651NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.72
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1689 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1689NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.09
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1744 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1744NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.94
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1755 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1755NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1794 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1794NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.33
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1798 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1798NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1838 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1838NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.04
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1853 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1853NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1878 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1878NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.33
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1881 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1881NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.02
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1911 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1911NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1938 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1938NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.34
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2034 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2034NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.17
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2069 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2069NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2110 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2110NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.23
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2126 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2126NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.86
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2191 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2191NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.81
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2196 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2196NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.91
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 37 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.