The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1208 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1208NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.85
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1231 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1231NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.85
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1233 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1233NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.37
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1238 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1238NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.86
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1279 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1279NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.93
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1307 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1307NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1315 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1315NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.39
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1323 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1323NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1408 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1408NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.67
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1410 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1410NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.37
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1460 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1460NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.17
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1489 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1489NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.54
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1496 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#1496NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.1
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1675 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1675NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.39
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1708 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1708NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.78
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1724 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1724NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.42
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1792 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1792NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.26
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1818 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1818NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1822 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1822NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1832 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1832NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.43
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1912 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1912NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1927 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1927NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.54
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1934 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1934NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1939 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1939NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.66
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1950 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1950NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1982 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1982NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1991 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1991NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.67
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2060 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2060NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.26
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2067 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2067NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.67
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2150 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2150NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2178 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2178NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.25
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2194 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2194NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.19
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 32 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.