The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0024 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0024AAPL

INTERN

Rarity41.39

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0123 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky

#0123AAPL

#0127AAPL

#0144AAPL

#0224AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0338 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine

#0338AAPL

INTERN

Rarity56.38

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0351 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0351AAPL

#0370AAPL

#0443AAPL

#0459AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0527 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#0527AAPL

#0571AAPL

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0645 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal

#0645AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.75

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0650 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#0650AAPL

#0827AAPL

#0852AAPL

#0899AAPL

#0912AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0954 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#0954AAPL

INTERN

Rarity47.06

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1000 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter

#1000AAPL

#1032AAPL

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #1171 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#1171NVDA

INTERN

Rarity34.38

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #1237 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#1237NVDA

INTERN

Rarity45.3

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1244 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#1244NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.82

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1482 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#1482NVDA

#1499NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1711 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#1711NVDA

INTERN

Rarity49.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1875 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#1875NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.23

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1913 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#1913NVDA

#2053NVDA

#2267TSLA

#2428TSLA

#2545TSLA

#2649TSLA

#2819TSLA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2847 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#2847TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.82

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #3121 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#3121TSLA

#3123TSLA

#3136TSLA

#3209TSLA

End of the list — all 40 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.