The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0024 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0024AAPL
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Rarity41.39
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0047 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0047AAPL
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Rarity43.68
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0063 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0063AAPL
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Rarity48.34
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0079 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0079AAPL
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Rarity46.09
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0097 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0097AAPL
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Rarity45.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0104 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0104AAPL
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Rarity48.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0118 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0118AAPL
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Rarity48.68
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0123 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0123AAPL
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Rarity39.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0127 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0127AAPL
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Rarity43.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0132 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0132AAPL
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Rarity42.06
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0139 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0139AAPL
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Rarity49.35
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0140 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0140AAPL
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Rarity62.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0143 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0143AAPL
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Rarity55.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0144 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0144AAPL
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Rarity45.28
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0146 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0146AAPL
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Rarity40.68
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0170 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0170AAPL
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Rarity45.67
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0176 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0176AAPL
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Rarity62.07
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0212 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0212AAPL
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Rarity55.77
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0213 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0213AAPL
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Rarity56.02
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0218 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0218AAPL
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Rarity48.44
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0224 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0224AAPL
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Rarity51.81
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0250 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0250AAPL
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Rarity46.64
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0263 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0263AAPL
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Rarity56.62
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0264 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0264AAPL
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Rarity51.76
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0292 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0292AAPL
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Rarity52.71
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0308 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0308AAPL
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Rarity57.23
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0311 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0311AAPL
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Rarity57.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0321 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0321AAPL
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Rarity52.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0338 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0338AAPL
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Rarity56.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0339 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0339AAPL
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Rarity49.09
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0351 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0351AAPL
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Rarity36.36
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0370 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0370AAPL
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Rarity53.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0374 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0374AAPL
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Rarity53.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0441 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0441AAPL
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Rarity63.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0443 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0443AAPL
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Rarity50.58
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0459 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0459AAPL
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Rarity47.64
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0480 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0480AAPL
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Rarity53.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0505 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0505AAPL
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Rarity47.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0527 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0527AAPL
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Rarity49.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0556 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0556AAPL
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Rarity43.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0571 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0571AAPL
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Rarity55.95
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0605 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0605AAPL
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Rarity40.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0641 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0641AAPL
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Rarity43.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0645 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0645AAPL
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Rarity50.75
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0650 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0650AAPL
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Rarity42.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0655 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0655AAPL
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Rarity46.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0698 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0698AAPL
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Rarity42.39
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0701 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0701AAPL
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Rarity44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0712 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0712AAPL
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Rarity47.15
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0721 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0721AAPL
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Rarity55.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0743 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0743AAPL
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Rarity48
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0757 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0757AAPL
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Rarity38
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0775 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#0775AAPL
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Rarity48.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0817 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0817AAPL
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Rarity45.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0827 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0827AAPL
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Rarity45.02
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0832 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0832AAPL
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Rarity56.63
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0842 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0842AAPL
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Rarity46.31
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0852 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0852AAPL
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Rarity54.92
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0862 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0862AAPL
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Rarity53.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0899 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0899AAPL
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Rarity48.36
Rarest: mint 8.3%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.