The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0040 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0040AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.83
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0119 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0119AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.19
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0226 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0226AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.17
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0275 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0275AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0515 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0515AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.87
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0548 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#0548AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0662 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0662AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.48
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0678 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0678AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0689 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0689AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0717 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0717AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.51
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1295 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1295NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.08
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1381 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1381NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1417 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1417NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.22
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1778 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1778NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1821 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1821NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1876 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1876NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.7
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2268 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2268TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.37
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2336 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2336TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2449 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2449TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.24
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2845 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2845TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2873 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2873TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.72
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #3146 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3146TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.2
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.