The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2242 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2242TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.89
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2264 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2264TSLA
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Rarity56.48
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2280 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2280TSLA
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Rarity50.05
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2323 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2323TSLA
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Rarity49.5
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2330 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2330TSLA
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Rarity55.47
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2460 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2460TSLA
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Rarity43.42
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2467 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2467TSLA
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Rarity46.49
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2481 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2481TSLA
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Rarity54.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2531 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2531TSLA
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Rarity62.94
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2554 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2554TSLA
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Rarity58.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2562 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2562TSLA
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Rarity55.64
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2586 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2586TSLA
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Rarity48.08
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2601 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2601TSLA
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Rarity61.97
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2616 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2616TSLA
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Rarity45.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2665 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2665TSLA
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Rarity43.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2694 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2694TSLA
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Rarity60.6
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2719 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#2719TSLA
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Rarity58.6
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2720 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2720TSLA
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Rarity49.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2749 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2749TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2782 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2782TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.94
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2791 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2791TSLA
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Rarity45.45
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2799 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2799TSLA
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Rarity50.85
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2802 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2802TSLA
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Rarity56.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2823 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2823TSLA
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Rarity54.18
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2879 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2879TSLA
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Rarity49.39
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2921 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2921TSLA
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Rarity44.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2948 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2948TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2976 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2976TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.91
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2984 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2984TSLA
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Rarity53.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2987 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#2987TSLA
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Rarity45.69
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3052 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3052TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3070 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3070TSLA
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Rarity52.27
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3085 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3085TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3098 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3098TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.85
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3104 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3104TSLA
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Rarity59.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3108 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#3108TSLA
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Rarity46.2
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3118 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3118TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.03
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3164 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#3164TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3168 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#3168TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3262 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#3262TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3275 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3275TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3280 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3280TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3284 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#3284TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.13
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3298 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3298TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 44 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.