The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0069 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0069AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0265 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0265AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.63
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0504 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0504AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0599 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0599AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0686 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0686AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.28
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0730 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0730AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.98
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0868 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0868AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1270 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1270NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1471 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1471NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.56
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1475 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1475NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1539 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1539NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.31
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1566 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1566NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.42
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1677 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1677NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1799 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1799NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.54
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1897 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1897NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.97
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1900 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1900NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2189 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2189NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2205 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2205NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.31
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2231 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2231TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2243 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2243TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.86
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2281 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2281TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2515 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2515TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2571 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2571TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.98
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2588 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2588TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2801 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2801TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.52
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2912 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2912TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.1
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3170 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3170TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.59
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3300 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#3300TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.81
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.