The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0009 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0009AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0014 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0014AAPL
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Rarity51.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0019 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0019AAPL
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Rarity43.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0035 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0035AAPL
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Rarity49.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0036 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#0036AAPL
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Rarity55.75
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0069 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0069AAPL
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Rarity60.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0103 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0103AAPL
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Rarity55.72
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0113 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0113AAPL
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Rarity42.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0205 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0205AAPL
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Rarity57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0215 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0215AAPL
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Rarity53.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0265 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0265AAPL
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Rarity42.63
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0310 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0310AAPL
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Rarity49.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0333 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0333AAPL
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Rarity61.19
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0399 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0399AAPL
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Rarity63.3
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0402 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0402AAPL
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Rarity70.35
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0427 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0427AAPL
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Rarity52.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0479 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0479AAPL
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Rarity53.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0504 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0504AAPL
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Rarity48.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0564 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0564AAPL
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Rarity60.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0599 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0599AAPL
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Rarity52.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0613 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0613AAPL
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Rarity44.93
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0620 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0620AAPL
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Rarity59.29
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0630 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0630AAPL
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Rarity59.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0683 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0683AAPL
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Rarity46.88
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0686 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0686AAPL
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Rarity56.28
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0694 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0694AAPL
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Rarity55.79
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0707 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0707AAPL
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Rarity56.59
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0714 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0714AAPL
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Rarity43.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0730 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0730AAPL
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Rarity40.98
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0843 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0843AAPL
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Rarity49.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0868 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0868AAPL
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Rarity49.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0905 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0905AAPL
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Rarity51.02
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0914 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0914AAPL
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Rarity47.01
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0930 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0930AAPL
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Rarity43.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0972 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0972AAPL
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Rarity49.52
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0989 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0989AAPL
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Rarity55.08
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1017 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1017AAPL
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Rarity42.47
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1027 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#1027AAPL
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Rarity46.05
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1072 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1072AAPL
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Rarity57.9
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 39 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.