The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0044 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, on sky
#0044AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.72
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0080 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0080AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0087 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0087AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.92
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0181 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0181AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0409 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0409AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0514 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0514AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0518 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0518AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.54
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0623 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0623AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.53
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0755 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0755AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.54
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0896 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0896AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0977 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0977AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.63
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0990 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0990AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.42
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1055 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1055AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.46
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1348 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1348NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.56
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1396 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1396NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1537 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1537NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.84
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1552 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1552NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.17
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1700 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1700NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1731 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1731NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1825 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1825NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.23
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1835 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#1835NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2112 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2112NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.52
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2209 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2209NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.26
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2350 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink
#2350TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2538 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2538TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2583 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2583TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2763 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2763TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.85
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2807 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2807TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3021 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#3021TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3056 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#3056TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.57
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3229 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#3229TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.