The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0077 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0077AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.97
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0164 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0164AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.36
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0197 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0197AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.77
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0301 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0301AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.86
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0315 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0315AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0322 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0322AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0373 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0373AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.57
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0445 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0445AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0473 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0473AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0549 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0549AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0563 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0563AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.71
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0628 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0628AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0670 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0670AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0877 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0877AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.31
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0967 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0967AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.98
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0974 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on butter
#0974AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0975 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0975AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.3
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1019 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1019AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.59
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1025 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1025AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1142 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1142NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1144 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1144NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1285 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1285NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1329 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1329NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.88
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1459 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1459NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.07
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1472 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1472NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.83
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1560 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1560NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.43
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1589 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#1589NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.42
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1736 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1736NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.75
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1984 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1984NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.33
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2013 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2013NVDA
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Rarity51.83
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2026 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2026NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.59
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2100 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2100NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.47
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2104 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2104NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.41
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2285 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2285TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.69
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2310 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2310TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.04
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2365 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2365TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.42
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2394 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2394TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.97
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2655 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2655TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2806 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2806TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.52
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2868 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2868TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.84
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2899 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2899TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.78
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2907 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2907TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.47
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2939 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on hot pink
#2939TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.68
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2950 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2950TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2982 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2982TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.4
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2985 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2985TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.07
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3022 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3022TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.11
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3130 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3130TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.46
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3140 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3140TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.86
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3184 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#3184TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3273 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3273TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.6
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3308 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#3308TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.65
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 52 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.