The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2240 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#2240TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.09
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2241 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2241TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2248 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on royal
#2248TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.87
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2285 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2285TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.69
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2306 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2306TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.8
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2313 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on charcoal
#2313TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2350 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink
#2350TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2445 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#2445TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2449 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2449TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.24
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2469 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2469TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2512 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2512TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2531 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2531TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.94
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2546 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2546TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2550 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2550TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2565 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#2565TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.66
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2588 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2588TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2605 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2605TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2618 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2618TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.89
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2631 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2631TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.51
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2679 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2679TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2711 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on royal
#2711TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2719 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#2719TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.6
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2761 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2761TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2863 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2863TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2939 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on hot pink
#2939TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.68
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2951 — a pink cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2951TSLA
INTERN
Rarity69.96
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2987 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#2987TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.69
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3107 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3107TSLA
INTERN
Rarity72.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3108 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#3108TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3198 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3198TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.68
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3271 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3271TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3295 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#3295TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.61
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 32 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.