The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0082 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0082AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0269 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0269AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.89
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0531 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0531AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.71
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0754 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0754AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.72
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0772 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0772AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0789 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0789AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.77
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0858 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0858AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1223 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1223NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.7
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1284 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1284NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.33
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1551 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1551NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1597 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1597NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.73
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1603 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1603NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1713 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1713NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.03
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1753 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1753NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1767 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1767NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.69
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1773 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1773NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.26
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1814 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1814NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1961 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1961NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2207 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2207NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.32
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2232 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2232TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2687 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2687TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.64
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2739 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2739TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.14
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2743 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2743TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.75
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2828 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2828TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.03
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3105 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3105TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3212 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3212TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.64
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3257 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#3257TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.72
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3301 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3301TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.09
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.