The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0038 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0038AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0228 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0228AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0314 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0314AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0395 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0395AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0597 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0597AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.26
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0753 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on periwinkle
#0753AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0800 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0800AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1009 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1009AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.32
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1062 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1062AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.65
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1098 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1098AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.08
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1260 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1260NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.59
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1330 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1330NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.99
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1439 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1439NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.62
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1601 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1601NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.59
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1605 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1605NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.1
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1709 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1709NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1721 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1721NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.74
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1726 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1726NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2483 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2483TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2544 — a white cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#2544TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.36
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2572 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2572TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2663 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2663TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.65
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2697 — a white cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2697TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2843 — a cream cat, in a black suit, on sky
#2843TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2858 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2858TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3297 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3297TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.78
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3315 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3315TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.92
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.