The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0023 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0023AAPL
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Rarity43.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0048 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0048AAPL
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Rarity59.27
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0073 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0073AAPL
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Rarity52.34
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0116 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0116AAPL
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Rarity35.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0134 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0134AAPL
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Rarity44.71
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0195 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#0195AAPL
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Rarity56.12
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0196 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#0196AAPL
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Rarity54.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0225 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0225AAPL
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Rarity54.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0242 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0242AAPL
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Rarity37.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0346 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0346AAPL
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Rarity51.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0380 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0380AAPL
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Rarity35.43
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0386 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0386AAPL
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Rarity49.56
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0401 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0401AAPL
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Rarity49.52
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0410 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0410AAPL
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Rarity43.36
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0415 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0415AAPL
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Rarity54.85
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0446 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0446AAPL
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Rarity44.11
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0448 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0448AAPL
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Rarity55.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0477 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#0477AAPL
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Rarity47.8
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0481 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0481AAPL
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Rarity39.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0509 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0509AAPL
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Rarity42.04
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0529 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0529AAPL
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Rarity47.92
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0579 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0579AAPL
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Rarity44.55
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0603 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0603AAPL
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Rarity34.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0615 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0615AAPL
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Rarity39.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0653 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0653AAPL
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Rarity39.47
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0724 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0724AAPL
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Rarity44.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0795 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0795AAPL
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Rarity53.89
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0859 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0859AAPL
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Rarity40.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0892 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0892AAPL
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Rarity45.6
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0926 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0926AAPL
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Rarity52.35
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1016 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1016AAPL
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Rarity53.81
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1075 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1075AAPL
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Rarity43.44
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1087 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1087AAPL
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Rarity34.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1095 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1095AAPL
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Rarity42.4
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1137 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1137NVDA
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Rarity41.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1160 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1160NVDA
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Rarity48.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1229 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1229NVDA
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Rarity51.49
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1240 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1240NVDA
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Rarity39
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1385 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1385NVDA
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Rarity52.56
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1433 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1433NVDA
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Rarity40.84
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1434 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1434NVDA
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Rarity46.15
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1450 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1450NVDA
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Rarity47.55
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1451 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1451NVDA
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Rarity56.94
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1515 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1515NVDA
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Rarity54.07
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1558 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1558NVDA
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Rarity39.56
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1581 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1581NVDA
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Rarity40.73
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1627 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1627NVDA
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Rarity50.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1638 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1638NVDA
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Rarity44.54
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1655 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1655NVDA
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Rarity36.35
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1667 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1667NVDA
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Rarity42.79
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1696 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1696NVDA
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Rarity41.15
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1774 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1774NVDA
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Rarity53.39
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1826 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1826NVDA
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Rarity43.67
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1870 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1870NVDA
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Rarity45.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1905 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1905NVDA
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Rarity33.89
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1969 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1969NVDA
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Rarity47.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1985 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1985NVDA
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Rarity36.28
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2022 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2022NVDA
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Rarity41.88
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2083 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2083NVDA
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Rarity36.86
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2174 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#2174NVDA
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Rarity51.93
Rarest: royal 7.1%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.