The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0022 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#0022AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0154 — a cream cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0154AAPL
INTERN
Rarity71.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0395 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0395AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0700 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#0700AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.61
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0753 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on periwinkle
#0753AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1088 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on butter
#1088AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.26
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1392 — a white cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1392NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1468 — a white cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1468NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.35
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1479 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#1479NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1522 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on tangerine
#1522NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.87
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1701 — a gray cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1701NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.11
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1714 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1714NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1726 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1726NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2544 — a white cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#2544TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.36
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2663 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2663TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.65
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2697 — a white cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2697TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2843 — a cream cat, in a black suit, on sky
#2843TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2986 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#2986TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 18 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.