The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1268 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1268NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1295 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1295NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.08
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1381 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1381NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1417 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1417NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.22
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1430 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1430NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.24
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1476 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1476NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1500 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on charcoal
#1500NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.85
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1548 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1548NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.44
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1578 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1578NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.92
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1675 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1675NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.39
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1676 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1676NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1681 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1681NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1761 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1761NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.11
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1776 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1776NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.15
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1778 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1778NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1821 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1821NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1856 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1856NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1876 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1876NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.7
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1890 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1890NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.32
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1908 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1908NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.75
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1954 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1954NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1995 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1995NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.03
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2012 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2012NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.6
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2093 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2093NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.45
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2158 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2158NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.99
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.