The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1121 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1121NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1135 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on plasma violet
#1135NVDA
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Rarity45.97
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1180 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink
#1180NVDA
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Rarity50.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1183 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1183NVDA
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Rarity39.27
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1199 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1199NVDA
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Rarity47.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1213 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink
#1213NVDA
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Rarity50.98
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1237 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1237NVDA
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Rarity45.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1241 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1241NVDA
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Rarity52.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1290 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1290NVDA
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Rarity53.06
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1351 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1351NVDA
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Rarity56.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1362 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1362NVDA
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Rarity52.01
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1383 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1383NVDA
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Rarity44.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1409 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1409NVDA
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Rarity51.06
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1411 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1411NVDA
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Rarity54.4
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1482 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1482NVDA
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Rarity51.36
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1526 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1526NVDA
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Rarity61.62
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1532 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1532NVDA
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Rarity40.75
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1565 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1565NVDA
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Rarity46.94
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1587 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1587NVDA
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Rarity41.35
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1630 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1630NVDA
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Rarity48.62
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1653 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1653NVDA
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Rarity67.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1735 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1735NVDA
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Rarity55.58
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1790 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#1790NVDA
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Rarity50.03
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1807 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1807NVDA
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Rarity47.59
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1819 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#1819NVDA
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Rarity52.22
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1824 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1824NVDA
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Rarity51.24
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1935 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1935NVDA
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Rarity52.11
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1957 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1957NVDA
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Rarity58.89
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1963 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1963NVDA
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Rarity44.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1970 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1970NVDA
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Rarity52.27
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1998 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1998NVDA
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Rarity50.54
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2001 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#2001NVDA
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Rarity57.69
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2032 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#2032NVDA
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Rarity48.84
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2051 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#2051NVDA
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Rarity56.95
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2055 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2055NVDA
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Rarity51.51
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2071 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2071NVDA
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Rarity56.46
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2107 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2107NVDA
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Rarity42.68
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2120 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2120NVDA
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Rarity52.51
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2139 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2139NVDA
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Rarity59.97
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2145 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2145NVDA
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Rarity35.56
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2175 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2175NVDA
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Rarity41.15
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2176 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#2176NVDA
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Rarity52.93
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2184 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2184NVDA
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Rarity55.55
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2193 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2193NVDA
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Rarity62.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 44 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.