The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1120 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1120NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.43
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1121 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1121NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1167 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1167NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.72
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1176 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1176NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.62
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1199 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1199NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1207 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1207NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.75
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1242 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1242NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1299 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1299NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.19
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1383 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1383NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1388 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1388NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1411 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1411NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.4
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1430 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1430NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.24
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1432 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1432NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1435 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1435NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1438 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1438NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1463 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1463NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1473 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1473NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1504 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1504NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.86
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1532 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1532NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.75
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1565 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1565NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1572 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1572NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.65
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1575 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1575NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.85
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1578 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1578NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.92
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1587 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1587NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.35
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1598 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1598NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.61
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1607 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1607NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1630 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1630NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.62
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1664 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1664NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1676 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1676NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1718 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1718NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.89
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1761 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1761NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.11
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1776 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1776NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.15
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1788 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1788NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1811 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1811NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1862 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1862NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1890 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1890NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.32
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1896 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1896NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1898 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1898NVDA
INTERN
Rarity65.95
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1935 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1935NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.11
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1963 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1963NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1970 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1970NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.27
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1974 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1974NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.52
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1995 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1995NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.03
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1998 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1998NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.54
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2001 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#2001NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.69
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2011 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2011NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.7
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2047 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2047NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.92
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2051 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#2051NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.95
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2057 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2057NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2071 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2071NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.46
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2084 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2084NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.61
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2107 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2107NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.68
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2145 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2145NVDA
INTERN
Rarity35.56
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2151 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2151NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.59
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2184 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2184NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.55
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2208 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2208NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.8
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 56 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.