The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2237 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2237TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2269 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2269TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.37
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2291 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2291TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2304 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2304TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2332 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2341 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2341TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.08
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2367 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2367TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2393 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2393TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2464 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2464TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2468 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2468TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.45
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2492 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2492TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.33
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2503 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2503TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.85
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2537 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2537TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2566 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2566TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2570 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2570TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2635 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2635TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.5
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2704 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2704TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.28
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2800 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2800TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.16
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2818 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2818TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2848 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2848TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2851 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2851TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2891 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2891TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.35
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2925 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2925TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.99
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2933 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2933TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2980 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2980TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2991 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2991TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.04
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3048 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3048TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3131 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3131TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.13
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3146 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3146TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.2
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3224 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3224TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3251 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#3251TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.27
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3282 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#3282TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.41
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3296 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#3296TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 33 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.