The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2233 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2233TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2237 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2237TSLA
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Rarity53.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2248 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on royal
#2248TSLA
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Rarity55.87
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2257 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2257TSLA
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Rarity53.76
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2268 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2268TSLA
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Rarity50.37
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2269 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2269TSLA
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Rarity44.37
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2291 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2291TSLA
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Rarity56.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2292 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2292TSLA
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Rarity57.21
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2297 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2297TSLA
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Rarity48.46
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2303 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2303TSLA
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Rarity45.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2304 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2304TSLA
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Rarity49.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2307 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2307TSLA
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Rarity51.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2313 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on charcoal
#2313TSLA
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Rarity67.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2321 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2321TSLA
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Rarity41.69
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2332 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2332TSLA
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Rarity45.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2336 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2336TSLA
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Rarity58.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2339 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2339TSLA
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Rarity53.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2341 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2341TSLA
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Rarity51.08
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2345 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2345TSLA
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Rarity56.74
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2348 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2348TSLA
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Rarity52.19
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2367 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2367TSLA
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Rarity49.13
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2368 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2368TSLA
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Rarity40.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2371 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2371TSLA
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Rarity49.31
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2388 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2388TSLA
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Rarity64.86
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2393 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2393TSLA
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Rarity50.92
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2400 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2400TSLA
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Rarity55.83
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2402 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2402TSLA
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Rarity71.65
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2430 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2430TSLA
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Rarity40.29
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2442 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2442TSLA
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Rarity53.15
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2449 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2449TSLA
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Rarity56.24
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2459 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2459TSLA
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Rarity46.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2464 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2464TSLA
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Rarity51.42
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2468 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2468TSLA
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Rarity55.45
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2473 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#2473TSLA
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Rarity51.1
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2480 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2480TSLA
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Rarity40.58
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2485 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2485TSLA
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Rarity48.77
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2492 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2492TSLA
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Rarity40.33
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2496 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2496TSLA
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Rarity44.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2499 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2499TSLA
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Rarity53.89
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2503 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2503TSLA
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Rarity41.85
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2513 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2513TSLA
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Rarity65.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2521 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2521TSLA
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Rarity62.67
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2525 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2525TSLA
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Rarity49.95
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2537 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2537TSLA
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Rarity51.7
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2539 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2539TSLA
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Rarity55.42
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2542 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2542TSLA
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Rarity43.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2566 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2566TSLA
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Rarity44.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2570 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2570TSLA
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Rarity50.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2575 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2575TSLA
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Rarity45.78
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2576TSLA
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Rarity45.88
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2579 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on plasma violet
#2579TSLA
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Rarity47.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2581 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2581TSLA
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Rarity57.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2589 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2589TSLA
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Rarity48.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2591 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2591TSLA
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Rarity56.84
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2592 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2592TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.54
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2597 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#2597TSLA
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Rarity61.64
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2603 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2603TSLA
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Rarity54.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2623 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2623TSLA
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Rarity43.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2628 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2628TSLA
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Rarity49.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2635 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2635TSLA
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Rarity54.5
Rarest: rose 8.8%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.