The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0110 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0110AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.91
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0118 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0118AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.68
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0439 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0439AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0925 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0925AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.64
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0951 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0951AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.74
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0968 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0968AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.96
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1407 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1407NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1839 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1839NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1881 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1881NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.02
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1887 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1887NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.89
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2254 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2254TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.33
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2255 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2255TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2547 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2547TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2559 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2559TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.41
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2921 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2921TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2976 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2976TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.91
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3066 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3066TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3171 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3171TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.38
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 18 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.