The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2277 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2277TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.4
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2330 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2330TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.47
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2346 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2346TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.62
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2416 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2416TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2460 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2460TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.42
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2463 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2463TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.96
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2467 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2467TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.49
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2481 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2481TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2529 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2529TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.48
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2562 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2562TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.64
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2586 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2586TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.08
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2665 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2665TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2674 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2674TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2676 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2676TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.71
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2723 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2723TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2739 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2739TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.14
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2749 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2749TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2791 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2791TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.45
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2794 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2794TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2799 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2799TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.85
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2942 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2942TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2956 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2956TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.19
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2984 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2984TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3014 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3014TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.34
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3031 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3031TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.96
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3067 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3067TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3076 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3076TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3085 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3085TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3098 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3098TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.85
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3104 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3104TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3105 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3105TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3164 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#3164TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3168 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#3168TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3212 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3212TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.64
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3248 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3248TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3255 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3255TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.84
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3275 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3275TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3280 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3280TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3310 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#3310TSLA
INTERN
Rarity74.56
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3318 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3318TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.44
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 40 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.