The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0141 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint

#0141AAPL

#0200AAPL

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0229 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#0229AAPL

#0308AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0657 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal

#0657AAPL

INTERN

Rarity57.03

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0716 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0716AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.37

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0801 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0801AAPL

#1533NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1619 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal

#1619NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.65

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1712 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal

#1712NVDA

INTERN

Rarity54.78

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1987 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#1987NVDA

INTERN

Rarity61.84

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2065 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal

#2065NVDA

INTERN

Rarity63.23

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #2079 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter

#2079NVDA

#2101NVDA

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2235 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2235TSLA

INTERN

Rarity46.95

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #2251 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#2251TSLA

INTERN

Rarity42.05

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2290 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal

#2290TSLA

INTERN

Rarity57.1

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #2510 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#2510TSLA

INTERN

Rarity42.07

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2595 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#2595TSLA

#2626TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2945 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter

#2945TSLA

#2958TSLA

#3217TSLA

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.