The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0020 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0020AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0065 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0065AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0098 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0098AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.74
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0166 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0166AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.12
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0187 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0187AAPL
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Rarity52.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0223 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0223AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0236 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0236AAPL
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Rarity49.42
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0239 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0239AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0245 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0245AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.37
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0255 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0255AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.46
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0264 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0264AAPL
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Rarity51.76
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0277 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0277AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0313 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0313AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0389 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0389AAPL
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Rarity50.02
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0495 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0495AAPL
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Rarity53.43
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0510 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0510AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.19
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0516 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0516AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0546 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0546AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.71
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0561 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0561AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.23
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0568 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0568AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.1
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0589 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0589AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.52
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0625 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0625AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.97
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0656 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#0656AAPL
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Rarity49.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0735 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0735AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0765 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0765AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0794 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#0794AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.97
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0838 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0838AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.84
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0846 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0846AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0847 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#0847AAPL
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Rarity44.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0855 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0855AAPL
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Rarity40.75
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0876 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0876AAPL
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Rarity40.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0917 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0917AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.46
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0931 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0931AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0957 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0957AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.5
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0958 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0958AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.85
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1042 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1042AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1048 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1048AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.73
Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 37 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.