The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0047 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0047AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.68
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0065 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0065AAPL
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Rarity55.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0087 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0087AAPL
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Rarity43.92
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0104 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0104AAPL
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Rarity48.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0141 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0141AAPL
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Rarity45.64
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0175 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0175AAPL
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Rarity47.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0200 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0200AAPL
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Rarity53.63
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0202 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0202AAPL
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Rarity38.08
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0223 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0223AAPL
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Rarity49.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0228 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0228AAPL
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Rarity49.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0229 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0229AAPL
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Rarity60.98
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0239 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0239AAPL
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Rarity43.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0264 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0264AAPL
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Rarity51.76
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0271 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0271AAPL
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Rarity39.34
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0293 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0293AAPL
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Rarity40.29
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0308 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0308AAPL
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Rarity57.23
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0321 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0321AAPL
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Rarity52.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0374 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0374AAPL
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Rarity53.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0409 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0409AAPL
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Rarity44.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0416 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0416AAPL
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Rarity39.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0441 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0441AAPL
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Rarity63.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0449 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0449AAPL
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Rarity42.81
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0547 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0547AAPL
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Rarity47.1
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0577 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0577AAPL
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Rarity55.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0597 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0597AAPL
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Rarity42.26
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0610 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0610AAPL
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Rarity51.87
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0635 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0635AAPL
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Rarity37.51
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0636 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0636AAPL
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Rarity56.22
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0640 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0640AAPL
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Rarity55.47
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0650 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0650AAPL
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Rarity42.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0657 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0657AAPL
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Rarity57.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0716 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0716AAPL
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Rarity53.37
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0725 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0725AAPL
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Rarity43.36
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0726 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0726AAPL
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Rarity55.24
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0734 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0734AAPL
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Rarity47.68
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0735 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0735AAPL
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Rarity42.11
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0755 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0755AAPL
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Rarity40.54
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0784 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0784AAPL
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Rarity47.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0799 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0799AAPL
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Rarity44.63
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0800 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0800AAPL
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Rarity48.49
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0801 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0801AAPL
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Rarity48.19
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0827 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0827AAPL
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Rarity45.02
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0832 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0832AAPL
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Rarity56.63
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0838 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0838AAPL
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Rarity38.84
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0842 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0842AAPL
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Rarity46.31
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0849 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0849AAPL
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Rarity37.9
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0852 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0852AAPL
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Rarity54.92
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0855 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0855AAPL
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Rarity40.75
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0862 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0862AAPL
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Rarity53.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0896 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0896AAPL
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Rarity53.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0917 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0917AAPL
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Rarity42.46
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0957 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0957AAPL
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Rarity63.5
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0990 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0990AAPL
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Rarity41.42
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1009 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1009AAPL
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Rarity44.32
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1015 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1015AAPL
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Rarity61.51
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1035 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1035AAPL
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Rarity63.17
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1048 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1048AAPL
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Rarity62.73
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1084 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1084AAPL
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Rarity57.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1104 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1104AAPL
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Rarity35.3
Rarest: sky 13.8%

End of the list — all 59 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.