The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1131 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1131NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.83
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1170 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1170NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.46
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1215 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1215NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.14
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1232 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1232NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.8
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1249 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1249NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.75
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1271 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1271NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.09
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1304 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1304NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.78
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1311 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1311NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1322 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1322NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.65
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1337 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1337NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.92
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1392 — a white cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1392NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1414 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1414NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1479 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#1479NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1531 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1531NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.07
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1555 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1555NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.86
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1579 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1579NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.49
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1580 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1580NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1617 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1617NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.57
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1632 — a mint cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1632NVDA
INTERN
Rarity73.74
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1648 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1648NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1673 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1673NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.76
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1678 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1678NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.67
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1680 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1680NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1682 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1682NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1698 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1698NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.46
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1701 — a gray cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1701NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.11
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1747 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1747NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.36
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1765 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1765NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.4
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1803 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1803NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1843 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1843NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.25
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1877 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1877NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1916 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1916NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.19
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1928 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1928NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1936 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1936NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1977 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1977NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.37
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1993 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1993NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2019 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2019NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.85
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2046 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2046NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.43
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2050 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2050NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.78
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2058 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2058NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.99
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2164 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2164NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.17
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2181 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2181NVDA
INTERN
Rarity71.49
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2186 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2186NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.87
Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 43 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.