The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0031 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0031AAPL
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Rarity48.72
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0034 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0034AAPL
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Rarity55.07
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0085 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0085AAPL
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Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0104 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0104AAPL
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Rarity48.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0116 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0116AAPL
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Rarity35.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0133 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0133AAPL
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Rarity49.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0142 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0142AAPL
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Rarity43.34
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0143 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0143AAPL
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Rarity55.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0190 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0190AAPL
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Rarity50.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0191 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0191AAPL
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Rarity41.45
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0210 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0210AAPL
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Rarity40.3
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0218 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0218AAPL
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Rarity48.44
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0292 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0292AAPL
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Rarity52.71
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0311 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0311AAPL
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Rarity57.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0333 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0333AAPL
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Rarity61.19
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0352 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0352AAPL
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Rarity49.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0379 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0379AAPL
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Rarity60.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0393 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0393AAPL
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Rarity51.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0401 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0401AAPL
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Rarity49.52
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0447 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0447AAPL
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Rarity57.77
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0466 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0466AAPL
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Rarity50.72
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0509 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0509AAPL
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Rarity42.04
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0520 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0520AAPL
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Rarity43.78
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0528 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0528AAPL
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Rarity48.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0529 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0529AAPL
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Rarity47.92
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0564 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0564AAPL
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Rarity60.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0580 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0580AAPL
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Rarity52.57
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0605 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0605AAPL
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Rarity40.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0635 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0635AAPL
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Rarity37.51
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0640 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0640AAPL
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Rarity55.47
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0641 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0641AAPL
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Rarity43.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0653 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0653AAPL
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Rarity39.47
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0695 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0695AAPL
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Rarity44.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0701 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0701AAPL
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Rarity44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0708 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0708AAPL
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Rarity52.53
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0725 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0725AAPL
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Rarity43.36
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0784 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0784AAPL
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Rarity47.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0817 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0817AAPL
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Rarity45.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0842 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0842AAPL
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Rarity46.31
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0849 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0849AAPL
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Rarity37.9
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0888 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0888AAPL
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Rarity58.68
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0904 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0904AAPL
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Rarity48.18
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0915 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0915AAPL
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Rarity43.54
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0918 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0918AAPL
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Rarity42.61
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0923 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0923AAPL
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Rarity58.92
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0924 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0924AAPL
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Rarity49.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0929 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0929AAPL
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Rarity59.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0960 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0960AAPL
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Rarity49.46
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0970 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0970AAPL
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Rarity46.68
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1016 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1016AAPL
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Rarity53.81
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1030 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1030AAPL
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Rarity50.16
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1061 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1061AAPL
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Rarity38.69
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1075 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1075AAPL
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Rarity43.44
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1076 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1076AAPL
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Rarity57.52
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1089 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1089AAPL
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Rarity50.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1101 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1101AAPL
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Rarity54.22
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1108 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1108AAPL
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Rarity50.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 57 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.