The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0010 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0010AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.26
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0044 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, on sky
#0044AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.72
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0052 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on butter
#0052AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0054 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0054AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.23
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0058 — a white cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0058AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0121 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0121AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.89
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0131 — a white cat, in a green suit, on sky
#0131AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.17
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0162 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on butter
#0162AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0173 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0173AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.67
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0221 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0221AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.72
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0282 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0282AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0318 — a cream cat, in a green suit, on charcoal
#0318AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0460 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#0460AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0487 — a pink cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0487AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0539 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0539AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.12
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0544 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on sky
#0544AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0621 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0621AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.11
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0738 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0738AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0773 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0773AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.7
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0807 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on mint
#0807AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.41
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0834 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on royal
#0834AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.16
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0933 — a white cat, in a green suit, on tangerine
#0933AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0944 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0944AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0945 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#0945AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0989 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0989AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1022 — a pink cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1022AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.49
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1069 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1069AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.59
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.