The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1261 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1261NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.6
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1391 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#1391NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.38
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1396 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1396NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1513 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1513NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1536 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1536NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.49
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1552 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1552NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.17
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1554 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1554NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.87
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1557 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1557NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.3
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1564 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1564NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1651 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1651NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.72
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1686 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1686NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1700 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1700NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1731 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1731NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1835 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#1835NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1907 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1907NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.06
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1911 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1911NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1921 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1921NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2147 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2147NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.33
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2188 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2188NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2215 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2215NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.67
Rarest: magenta 12.3%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.