The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0025 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter

#0025AAPL

#0042AAPL

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on volt

#0096AAPL

#0141AAPL

#0172AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0176 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink

#0176AAPL

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Rarity62.07

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #0184 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#0184AAPL

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Rarity57.73

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #0188 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#0188AAPL

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Rarity51.3

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0200 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#0200AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.63

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0213 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal

#0213AAPL

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Rarity56.02

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0229 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#0229AAPL

#0276AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0308 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#0308AAPL

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Rarity57.23

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0353 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#0353AAPL

#0354AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0364 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#0364AAPL

#0414AAPL

#0419AAPL

#0493AAPL

#0507AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0553 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter

#0553AAPL

#0594AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0608 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal

#0608AAPL

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Rarity52.73

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0657 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal

#0657AAPL

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Rarity57.03

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0692 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0692AAPL

INTERN

Rarity41.67

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0716 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#0716AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.37

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0743 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#0743AAPL

INTERN

Rarity48

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0801 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0801AAPL

#0811AAPL

#0928AAPL

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #0952 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#0952AAPL

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Rarity52.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0986 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0986AAPL

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Rarity41.52

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1066 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#1066AAPL

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Rarity36.85

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1067 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter

#1067AAPL

#1072AAPL

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1077 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#1077AAPL

INTERN

Rarity48.48

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

End of the list — all 36 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.