The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0008 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0008AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.82
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0046 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0046AAPL
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Rarity39.51
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0059 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0059AAPL
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Rarity46.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0084 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0084AAPL
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Rarity44.34
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0100 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0100AAPL
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Rarity54.34
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0199 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0199AAPL
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Rarity41.81
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0204 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0204AAPL
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Rarity48.85
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0232 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0232AAPL
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Rarity47.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0235 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0235AAPL
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Rarity54.5
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0238 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0238AAPL
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Rarity55.96
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0279 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0279AAPL
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Rarity50.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0280 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0280AAPL
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Rarity52.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0310 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0310AAPL
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Rarity49.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0331 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0331AAPL
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Rarity59.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0384 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0384AAPL
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Rarity51.03
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0404 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0404AAPL
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Rarity50.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0442 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0442AAPL
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Rarity50.78
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0476 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0476AAPL
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Rarity39.77
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0503 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0503AAPL
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Rarity49.9
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0532 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0532AAPL
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Rarity57.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0537 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0537AAPL
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Rarity67.52
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0593 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0593AAPL
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Rarity47.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0644 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0644AAPL
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Rarity43.16
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0667 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0667AAPL
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Rarity52.63
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0674 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0674AAPL
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Rarity58.84
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0690 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0690AAPL
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Rarity46.74
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0696 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0696AAPL
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Rarity53.39
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0706 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0706AAPL
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Rarity57.3
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0791 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0791AAPL
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Rarity61.61
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0803 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0803AAPL
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Rarity72.65
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0812 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0812AAPL
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Rarity58.71
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0884 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0884AAPL
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Rarity66.23
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0971 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0971AAPL
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Rarity60.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1007 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1007AAPL
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Rarity54.41
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1012 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1012AAPL
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Rarity53.57
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1013 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1013AAPL
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Rarity54.46
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1024 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1024AAPL
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Rarity61.17
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1034 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1034AAPL
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Rarity45.23
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1096AAPL
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Rarity59.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 39 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.