The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0004 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0004AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0011 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0011AAPL
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Rarity49.64
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0014 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0014AAPL
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Rarity51.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0020 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0020AAPL
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Rarity41.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0082 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0082AAPL
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Rarity47.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0092 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0092AAPL
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Rarity45.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0113 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0113AAPL
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Rarity42.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0119 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0119AAPL
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Rarity41.19
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0164 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0164AAPL
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Rarity42.36
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0166 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0166AAPL
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Rarity56.12
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0167 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0167AAPL
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Rarity63.99
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0187 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0187AAPL
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Rarity52.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0189 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0189AAPL
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Rarity42.19
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0197 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0197AAPL
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Rarity42.77
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0255 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0255AAPL
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Rarity41.46
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0291 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0291AAPL
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Rarity52.98
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0307 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0307AAPL
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Rarity49.45
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0335 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0335AAPL
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Rarity42.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0389 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0389AAPL
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Rarity50.02
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0424 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0424AAPL
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Rarity42.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0457 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0457AAPL
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Rarity68.99
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0467 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0467AAPL
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Rarity51.79
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0473 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0473AAPL
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Rarity44.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0510 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0510AAPL
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Rarity38.19
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0511 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0511AAPL
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Rarity55.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0519 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0519AAPL
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Rarity49.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0531 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0531AAPL
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Rarity61.71
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0542 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0542AAPL
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Rarity47.45
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0546 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0546AAPL
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Rarity47.71
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0561 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0561AAPL
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Rarity41.23
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0567 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0567AAPL
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Rarity49.5
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0589 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0589AAPL
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Rarity57.52
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0600 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0600AAPL
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Rarity43.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0629 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0629AAPL
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Rarity56.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0689 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0689AAPL
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Rarity43.3
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0704 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0704AAPL
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Rarity48.65
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0714 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0714AAPL
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Rarity43.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0723 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0723AAPL
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Rarity43.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0741 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0741AAPL
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Rarity50.08
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0749 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0749AAPL
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Rarity64.6
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0760 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0760AAPL
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Rarity48.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0765 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0765AAPL
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Rarity47.44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0796 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0796AAPL
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Rarity56.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0797 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0797AAPL
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Rarity52.47
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0818 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0818AAPL
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Rarity50
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0876 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0876AAPL
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Rarity40.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0931 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0931AAPL
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Rarity44.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0958 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0958AAPL
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Rarity40.85
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0975 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0975AAPL
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Rarity40.3
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0980 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0980AAPL
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Rarity47.94
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1064 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1064AAPL
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Rarity44.22
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1071 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1071AAPL
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Rarity47.22
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1105 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1105AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.4
Rarest: sky 13.8%

End of the list — all 53 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.