The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0001 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0001AAPL
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Rarity37.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0002 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0002AAPL
Mascot
Rarity62.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0004 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0004AAPL
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Rarity44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0009 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0009AAPL
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Rarity44.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0011 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0011AAPL
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Rarity49.64
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0012 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0012AAPL
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Rarity50.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0014 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0014AAPL
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Rarity51.9
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0019 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0019AAPL
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Rarity43.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0020 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0020AAPL
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Rarity41.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0026 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0026AAPL
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Rarity41.71
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0030 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0030AAPL
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Rarity54.42
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0036 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#0036AAPL
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Rarity55.75
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0041 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0041AAPL
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Rarity37.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0043AAPL
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Rarity45.18
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0048 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0048AAPL
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Rarity59.27
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0057 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0057AAPL
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Rarity37.9
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0066 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0066AAPL
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Rarity50.9
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0070 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0070AAPL
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Rarity58.47
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0071 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0071AAPL
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Rarity46.59
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0075 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0075AAPL
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Rarity49.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0078 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0078AAPL
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Rarity54.73
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0080 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0080AAPL
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Rarity53.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0082 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0082AAPL
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Rarity47.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0088 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0088AAPL
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Rarity50.72
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0089 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0089AAPL
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Rarity46.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0090 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0090AAPL
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Rarity55.27
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0091 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0091AAPL
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Rarity42.76
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0092 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0092AAPL
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Rarity45.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0095 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0095AAPL
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Rarity52.09
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0102 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0102AAPL
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Rarity39.54
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0109 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0109AAPL
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Rarity43.81
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0111 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0111AAPL
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Rarity50.86
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0113 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0113AAPL
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Rarity42.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0117 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0117AAPL
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Rarity56.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0119 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0119AAPL
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Rarity41.19
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0126 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0126AAPL
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Rarity49.35
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0129 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0129AAPL
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Rarity53.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0134 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0134AAPL
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Rarity44.71
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0135 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0135AAPL
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Rarity39.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0138 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0138AAPL
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Rarity42.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0145 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0145AAPL
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Rarity47.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0150 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0150AAPL
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Rarity53.26
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0156 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0156AAPL
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Rarity50.97
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0161 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0161AAPL
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Rarity53.81
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0164 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0164AAPL
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Rarity42.36
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0166 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0166AAPL
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Rarity56.12
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0167 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0167AAPL
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Rarity63.99
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0169 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0169AAPL
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Rarity44.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0178 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0178AAPL
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Rarity41.38
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0179 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0179AAPL
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Rarity52.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0182 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0182AAPL
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Rarity47.02
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0187 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0187AAPL
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Rarity52.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0189 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0189AAPL
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Rarity42.19
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0193 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0193AAPL
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Rarity71.17
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0197 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0197AAPL
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Rarity42.77
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0203 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0203AAPL
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Rarity44.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0214 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0214AAPL
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Rarity52.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0219 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0219AAPL
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Rarity52.35
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0230 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0230AAPL
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Rarity44.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0231 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0231AAPL
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Rarity36.68
Rarest: sky 13.8%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.