The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0027 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0027AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.2
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0379 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0379AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0396 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0396AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.44
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0537 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0537AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.52
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0781 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0781AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1277 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1277NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1411 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1411NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.4
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1493 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1493NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1596 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1596NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.25
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1724 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1724NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.42
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1747 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1747NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.36
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1929 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1929NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.32
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2258 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2258TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.87
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2789 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2789TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3022 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3022TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.11
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3064 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3064TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3071 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3071TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.57
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3073 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3073TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.65
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3107 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3107TSLA
INTERN
Rarity72.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3220 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3220TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.