The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0001 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0001AAPL
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Rarity37.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0005 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0005AAPL
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Rarity46.66
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0016 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0016AAPL
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Rarity44.83
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0025 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0025AAPL
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Rarity58.42
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0027 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0027AAPL
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Rarity67.2
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0028 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0028AAPL
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Rarity52.91
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0032 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0032AAPL
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Rarity47.35
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0036 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#0036AAPL
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Rarity55.75
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0043AAPL
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Rarity45.18
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0058 — a white cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0058AAPL
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Rarity50.04
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0059 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0059AAPL
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Rarity46.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0060 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0060AAPL
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Rarity51.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0065 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0065AAPL
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Rarity55.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0072 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0072AAPL
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Rarity47.4
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0074 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0074AAPL
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Rarity53.2
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0076 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0076AAPL
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Rarity47.37
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0077 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0077AAPL
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Rarity55.97
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0080 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0080AAPL
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Rarity53.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0081 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0081AAPL
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Rarity48.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0100 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0100AAPL
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Rarity54.34
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0104 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0104AAPL
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Rarity48.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0110 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0110AAPL
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Rarity46.91
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0134 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0134AAPL
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Rarity44.71
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0137 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0137AAPL
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Rarity42.7
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0139 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0139AAPL
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Rarity49.35
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0149 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, on royal
#0149AAPL
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Rarity56.34
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0171 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0171AAPL
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Rarity62.36
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0209 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on periwinkle
#0209AAPL
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Rarity49.45
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0212 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0212AAPL
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Rarity55.77
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0226 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0226AAPL
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Rarity51.17
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0232 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0232AAPL
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Rarity47.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0245 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0245AAPL
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Rarity57.37
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0252 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0252AAPL
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Rarity50.84
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0270 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0270AAPL
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Rarity53.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0277 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0277AAPL
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Rarity51.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0282 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0282AAPL
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Rarity51.76
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0283 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0283AAPL
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Rarity45.7
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0284 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0284AAPL
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Rarity55.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0285 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0285AAPL
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Rarity58.48
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0297 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0297AAPL
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Rarity50.88
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0301 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0301AAPL
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Rarity58.86
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0306 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0306AAPL
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Rarity58.37
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0314 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0314AAPL
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Rarity49
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0321 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0321AAPL
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Rarity52.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0330 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0330AAPL
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Rarity44.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0334 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0334AAPL
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Rarity54.81
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0341 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0341AAPL
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Rarity41.08
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0346 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0346AAPL
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Rarity51.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0349 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0349AAPL
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Rarity47.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0352 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0352AAPL
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Rarity49.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0355 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0355AAPL
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Rarity48.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0356 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0356AAPL
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Rarity50.19
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0359 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0359AAPL
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Rarity53.22
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0379 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0379AAPL
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Rarity60.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0389 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0389AAPL
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Rarity50.02
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0396 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0396AAPL
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Rarity55.44
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0403 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0403AAPL
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Rarity47.14
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0407 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0407AAPL
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Rarity45.44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0416 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0416AAPL
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Rarity39.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0425 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0425AAPL
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Rarity38.27
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.