The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0003 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0003AAPL
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Rarity49.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0006 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0006AAPL
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Rarity43.85
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0007 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#0007AAPL
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Rarity51.49
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0008 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0008AAPL
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Rarity49.82
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0012 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0012AAPL
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Rarity50.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0019 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0019AAPL
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Rarity43.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0020 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0020AAPL
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Rarity41.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0023 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0023AAPL
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Rarity43.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0024 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0024AAPL
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Rarity41.39
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0029 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0029AAPL
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Rarity41.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0033 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0033AAPL
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Rarity45.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0034 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0034AAPL
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Rarity55.07
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0035 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0035AAPL
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Rarity49.21
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0037 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0037AAPL
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Rarity53.25
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0039 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0039AAPL
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Rarity53.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0040 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0040AAPL
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Rarity50.83
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0041 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0041AAPL
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Rarity37.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0042 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0042AAPL
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Rarity40.69
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0047 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0047AAPL
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Rarity43.68
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0050 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0050AAPL
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Rarity52.86
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0057 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0057AAPL
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Rarity37.9
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0064 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0064AAPL
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Rarity44.68
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0066 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0066AAPL
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Rarity50.9
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0075 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0075AAPL
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Rarity49.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0078 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0078AAPL
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Rarity54.73
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0079 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0079AAPL
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Rarity46.09
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0084 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0084AAPL
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Rarity44.34
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0087 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0087AAPL
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Rarity43.92
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0092 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0092AAPL
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Rarity45.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0095 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0095AAPL
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Rarity52.09
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0097 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0097AAPL
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Rarity45.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0102 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0102AAPL
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Rarity39.54
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0105 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0105AAPL
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Rarity47.86
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0106 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0106AAPL
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Rarity52.27
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0107 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0107AAPL
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Rarity58.72
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0108 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0108AAPL
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Rarity40.95
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0109 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0109AAPL
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Rarity43.81
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0111 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0111AAPL
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Rarity50.86
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0113 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0113AAPL
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Rarity42.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0114 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0114AAPL
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Rarity47.77
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0116 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0116AAPL
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Rarity35.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0117 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0117AAPL
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Rarity56.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0119 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0119AAPL
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Rarity41.19
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0121 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0121AAPL
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Rarity46.89
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0123 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0123AAPL
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Rarity39.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0124 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0124AAPL
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Rarity43.89
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0127 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0127AAPL
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Rarity43.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0128 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0128AAPL
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Rarity48.32
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0130 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0130AAPL
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Rarity48.88
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0133 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0133AAPL
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Rarity49.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0135 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0135AAPL
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Rarity39.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0140 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0140AAPL
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Rarity62.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0141 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0141AAPL
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Rarity45.64
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0142 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0142AAPL
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Rarity43.34
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0144 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0144AAPL
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Rarity45.28
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0145 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0145AAPL
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Rarity47.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0146 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0146AAPL
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Rarity40.68
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0147 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0147AAPL
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Rarity48.41
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0148 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0148AAPL
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Rarity50.8
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0153 — a pink cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0153AAPL
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Rarity59.74
Rarest: pink 9.4%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.